Four-Letter Words That Do More Than Look Cute

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1. When someone is vested with something, what does it mean?

  • A) They’re given a sleeveless jacket
  • B) They’re officially given rights or authority
  • C) Someone hides money in their name
  • D) They’re signed up for a club


2. What do you think a mite is?

  • A) A big insect
  • B) A miniature household gadget used for cleaning
  • C) A small amount of something
  • D) A young attendant in medieval courts

3. You grok your teacher’s dry jokes. That means…

  • A) You laugh in all the right places
  • B) You finally get what your teacher is trying to say
  • C) You secretly cringe but pretend to understand
  • D) You take notes and try to use the jokes in your own class


4. You saw a dancer suddenly slue mid-performance. What happened?

  • A) She adjusted her costume discreetly on stage
  • B) She missed a cue and changed her expression
  • C) She pivoted or turned sharply
  • D) She lost track of the music and froze briefly

5. If you whet a knife, what are you doing?

  • A) Dip it in water before slicing cake
  • B) Sharpen it by rubbing
  • C) Hide it under your pillow for good luck
  • D) Turn it into a spoon

6. So you’ve met a tyro. What are they up to?

  • A) Mixing potions in ancient Greece
  • B) Translating ancient texts for a university archive
  • C) Just starting out in a new field (Ah, the baby giraffes of every profession.)
  • D) Collecting rare coins shaped like triangles



7. If someone is trying to bilk you, what are they doing?

  • A) To cheat you out of money
  • B) To flatter you excessively
  • C) To insult you in a subtle way
  • D) To help you in a difficult situation

8. You walk into an old cellar and think, “Wow, it’s dank in here.” What are you most likely noticing?

  • A) It’s cold and wet and not very pleasant
  • B) It’s stylish and dimly lit
  • C) It smells of fresh paint and flowers
  • D) It’s warm and filled with sunlight

9. Which of the following best defines the word etui?

  • A) A hidden compartment in antique furniture
  • B) A small ornamental case for personal tools or accessories like sewing or cosmetic items
  • C) A miniature lockbox used to store spells in folklore
  • D) A hollowed-out gemstone used by royal messengers



10. You need to vise the metal to work on it. What does vise mean here?

  • A) To hold the metal securely in place with a clamping tool
  • B) To cut the metal into smaller pieces
  • C) To measure the metal’s dimensions
  • D) To smooth out rough edges on the metal

Answer Key

Here are the correct answers and brief explanations for each question in the quiz.

  1. Vest – B) They’re officially given rights or authority
    It’s often used in legal or official contexts. The clue compares this to receiving a Head Boy badge — a symbolic way of showing someone has been given authority.

  2. Mite – C) A small amount of something
    “Mite” often refers to a very small quantity, especially in the context of donations or effort.

  3. Grok – B) To finally get what someone’s trying to say
    To grok something means to understand it deeply and intuitively.

  4. Slue – C) To pivot or turn sharply
    Used to describe a sudden twist or change in direction, often in movement.

  5. Whet – B) To sharpen by rubbing
    Usually refers to sharpening blades, but can also mean to stimulate interest or appetite.

  6. Tyro – C) Someone just starting out in a new field
    A beginner or novice—someone who’s just learning the ropes.

  7. Bilk – A) To cheat someone out of money
    Means to defraud or swindle, typically in financial situations.

  8. Dank – A) Cold, wet, and not very pleasant
    Describes a space that is damp, musty, and uncomfortable—often underground or poorly ventilated.

9. Etui – B) A small ornamental case for personal tools or accessories like sewing or cosmetic items

10. Vise – A) To hold the metal securely in place with a clamping tool
A vise is a tool used to grip objects firmly during work like cutting or drilling.


Score Yourself

0–3: A charming tyro, you’re just getting started, and that’s exciting!

4–6: Your vocab blade is getting sharper. Keep whetting it with more quizzes.

7–9: You don’t just know the words, you grok how they work.

10: Looks like your vocab skills are fully vested—impressive!


Bonus Fun Fact

Want to challenge yourself further? Check out my three-letter word quiz on Substack for another fun test of your word skills!

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